WHAT PERFECT EARLY MORNING ROWING DUDES. what an amazing first date. oh man like everyone tries to do "banter" of some description in fanfiction but it is really rare for it to (a) sound like things actual people ever say and that the characters in that situation *would* say and (b) be hilarious and this is both. Also glorious surreptitious cafe-set fingering, yes yes yes. ...that will be *such* an awkward walk home in bike shorts, my sympathies.